Peach ate Mario’s cake

July 20th, 2008 | Category: Wii News

It seems the glorious baked treat that Peach offered Mario at the end of his arduous Nintendo 64 adventure is distant gone. She dumped his podgy butt in the moat and ate it all for herself, and seemingly continued to enjoy royalty snacks for some instance afterwards. Peach has plumped up, and now you can buy her!

This eBay auction comes down to a matter of preference. Do you

prefer slim, active Peach or hedonistic, pampered royalty Peach? Let you wallet do the talking. The view of a plus-sized princess is actually pretty interesting. Someone should totally manufacture a game out of it, although we’re certain it’ll never happen.

[Thanks, Alejandro!]

Original post by Phil Larsen